What did the Frenchman say when he got in a train wreck?
Toulouse the track!
Why didn't the Frenchwoman buy the dress?
It's Nice, buy it's Toulouse.
What do you call the family with an upstairs bathroom and a downstairs bathroom?
The two loos family!
Jokes provided by Horrible Histories: France
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I have a good one too.
ReplyDeleteThere were two cats. One two three and Un deux trois. They were having a swimming race across the river. Which cat won? One two three because Un deux trois quat cinq. (translation: un deux trois cat sank! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)